Light-switches

Ali the alien light switch in living room
Fluffy the hairless cat, light switch in hall
Alan my nephew, light switch in kitchen
Dagger and Jeeves light switch in hall
Jeeves’s tail, light switch in living room
Ripley, socket in living room below Jeeves
Jacob my nephew with cockroaches, switch above cooker in kitchen
Dave the dragon, light switch on upstairs landing
Calli the alien crow, light switch in bedroom